I don't think it is very cool

for her to go around calling me and Rosa monsters. or monsteras, les petit monstres, monstrosities, monsters.com, monsters inc, fidel-monster, or rosa-monster. It is damaging to our self-esteem.

This is a Picture Of When I First Arrived Here

I always believe that good things will be happening for me, probably in the next 5 minutes or so.

Maybe there are dogs

that don't like getting dressed up in outfits and accessories. I'm not proud, attention is attention.

I can hear the rustling sound of a bag of chips...

from 25 yards, and I will come running. She says something about a Pavlovian response. I say, I just really like chips.